It’s 8pm so you know what that means? It’s time to kick off the final RT:Philly fundraiser.

(hold for applause)

As part of the fundraiser we’ll be releasing the exclusive Martha Marin: Rock Patch, a short film featuring the wonderfully talented Martha Marin. The intro to Martha Marin: Rock Patch can be found at the bottom of this post. But don’t scroll down, yet as we have much more to cover.  Below is just the intro video, and once you watch it, you’ll want more, seriously this film is like crack, one hit and you’re hooked for life. So here is the release schedule for the rest of the short. 

• Part 1: $50 donated, or 2 hours after start of event (10pm EST)
• Part 2: $125 donated, or ~24 hours after previous video released
• Part 3: $200 donated, or ~24 hours after previous video released
• Part 4: $300 donated
• Part 5: $400 donated
• Part 6: $500 donated

But that’s not all. If you call within the next 10min we’ll double you order for FREE. I am pleased to announce this years RT:Philly Savior Package. Here’s what the package includes:

1. Commemorative Jenga Blocks, signed by our special Guests, Staff, Vendors, and Panelists
2. A special RT:Philly t-shirt that says “Savior”
3. A special shoutout during the closing remarks
4. A signed copy of Jeff Rupert’s record breaking, smash hit, top of the charts debut album, 7G Sessions
5. One of my (John Sedlack’s) photos printed on professional photo paper and mounted on premium photo matte board. And you get to choose which photo.
6. One of Nick Cusworth’s photos (of your choice) printed on professional photo paper and mounted on premium photo matte board.
7. I, the RT:Philly Chairman, will take our savior to the Philadelphia Phillies (yay!) final home game of the regular season against the Washington Nationals (booooo). *Savior must be in Philly on Thursday 9/22 by 5pm* *Also, you are a Braves, Mets, or Nationals fan, I’ll constantly tell you how much your team sucks throughout the evening*
8. I, the RT:Philly Chairman, will also buy the savior the first “RocketWhore” of RT:Philly. *This prize may only be awarded if the savior is 21 or older, and either the hotel bar or Fado have the ingredients to make it*

Wow, now that’s a prize package. Aren’t you glad you didn’t scroll down to watch the intro to Martha Marin: Rock Patch? Don’t forget we still have the “Grand Wizard” package available, which includes this year’s Jenga Q&A blocks. *Questions may or may not included “How fat is your dick?”* If you would like to donate any money to RT Philly please go to our tickets page and select one of the drop-down menus for tickets and shirts or scroll to the bottom for a general donation option.

We the staff of RT:Philly offer our deepest thanks. This is a community event and you, the community are the ones who make it happen. This will be our third year of RT:Philly and I feel as though it will be our best yet. So once again. THANK YOU.

And now the moment you’ve all been waiting for. Drum roll, please. Martha Marin: Rock Patch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And now part 1. 

And now for part 2.

And BAM, we’re up to part 3. If you wanna see the final videos keep the donations coming. 

Clap your hands for part 4. 

And we did it, here’s the final video